Anonymous asked: Hi. I'm really gay and need advice. How big is too big for an anal dildo? I'm doing some online shopping and want to find something to sit on while I watch porn.. any ideas?
Well, the best thing to do is measure your own dick. Then add about 6 inches to that and go for that size. If you’re a bit on the ‘large’ side, maybe aim for only 3 inches larger. Also, glow in the dark ones are the best. That way, in case the power goes out, you can always find it.
For some extra tips: Never, and I mean NEVER buy used on Amazon. They usually end up missing parts, and they don’t smell too good. If you can find any on Walmart.com or Target.com, then get it; they have the best quality name brands. Otherwise, just get a battery powered one from Spencers.com.
Good luck to you, my friend, and happy shopping.
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Really awesome guy, but I had nothing Takei-related for him to sign. I would be upset, but I still got to meet him. And he just ended up signing my DSi anyways!
My roomie ended up getting a signed poster too! Picks included ;]
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My heart just melted….
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